My dear blog;
This conversation still roaming in my head and because of that I feel quilty to eat more than two times a day... here goes the story:
One 'lovely' evening... we just had shushi and we walked to the parking lot across the road...
Robet: Huh, pakcik tuh mcm nak tercabut kepala dari leher tgk sini...
Aku : Dia tgk mana?
Robet: Dia tgk awak la...
Aku : (dengan nada perasan) Herph.. tapi kan wak betul la... kenapa mcm ramai org tua yang suka ngorat saya... budak muda stylo mylo, rambut emo (fesyen rambut belah tepi habis ala ala tutup mata) takde plak nak ngorat...
Robet: Mesti lah... mesti dlm hati diorg cakap "Pergh! mantap sungguh bontot janda tuh!"
Aku : ^%#%&*(^%$@! (maki dlm hati)*ala ala mulut ternganga antara percaya dgn tak percaya*
*situasi selepas itu*
Sumpah aku takmo layan borak dengan dia selama seminggu (hanya dapat bertahan selama 10 minit) Sebab dialog ini diulang - ulang cakap:
Robet: Tak laa.... tak laaa... awak chomel mcm baby... yee awak chomelll... *sambil dia senyum kelat kelat ala ala bibir senget ke tepi - hampeh!*
*sumpah aku tau itu hanyala ayat mengambil hati semata mata dan mogok cakap aku kat dia ditambah lagi 5 minit*
Makin gemuk ke aku?... dah ala mak mak ke? Hishhhh ngeri sungguh kehidupan aku skang nih... dgn itu... dgn hati yang tekad... aku akan diet dan exercise dgn sepenuh jiwa dan raga.... *post*
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
8 comments:
emo kids are fags, they don't give a shit about girls.
i don't know whether you're fat or not, perhaps you should check your bmi (body mass index) keh keh.
may i ask you something personal?
...you're married and now you're divorced...?
hahahhaha nope!... I'm not married yet... apatah lagi divorced muahhahaha... it's just his silly joke...
I'm not fat like fat fat (hope you understand what I mean)...but i gain some weight... so kalau balik kg org semua akan tego "wahhh dah berisi skang"... and that freak me out...
"wahhh dah berisi skang"
that happens to me a lot!
i guess you're working right now, it's not the same as when you were in college, you know what i mean.
you just sit in front of the computer all day long.
uehuehuehueehuueheuhuehuehuehuehuehuehueheueu
erm...uhuheheuheeheueheh..padan muka...*terus bangun dan pegi depan cermin tengok badan sendiri*
heheheh..dah lanjut usia(kidding)..mmg la org ckp camtu.tgk kite nih..masih remaja..hahaha
"Be not afraid of growing slowly,
Be afraid only if standing still..."
hahahaha! robets sooo funyy!
yes he is...
Post a Comment